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{{h0| | {{h0|The Angry Video Game Nerd(AVGN)/憤怒電玩宅/噴神James }} | ||
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|注意:影片含有粗俗語言或可能令人反感的內容(例如砸爛遊戲卡帶、拉屎、嘔吐、B級橋段等),不適者請慎入。 | |注意:影片含有粗俗語言或可能令人反感的內容(例如砸爛遊戲卡帶、拉屎、嘔吐、B級橋段等),不適者請慎入。 | ||
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==解說== | ==解說== | ||
*The Angry Video Game Nerd是美國遊戲介紹網站「GameTrailers」旗下環節「ScrewAttack」<ref>名稱由來為《銀河戰士Metroid》系列中同名技能</ref> 內的一個遊戲評論節目,由業餘影片製作人James "Duncan" Rolfe飾演一位虛構的電玩宅AVGN(或稱The Nerd)對舊時代的[[クソゲー|爛遊戲]]進行介紹、遊玩及批評。 | *The Angry Video Game Nerd是美國遊戲介紹網站「GameTrailers」旗下環節「ScrewAttack」<ref>名稱由來為《銀河戰士Metroid》系列中同名技能</ref> 內的一個遊戲評論節目,由業餘影片製作人James "Duncan" Rolfe飾演一位虛構的電玩宅AVGN(或稱The Nerd)對舊時代的[[クソゲー|爛遊戲]]進行介紹、遊玩及批評。 | ||
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|EP156||Earthbound||地球冒險2:基格的逆襲(SNES)||首次接近40分的篇章 | |EP156||Earthbound||[[地球冒險系列|地球冒險2:基格的逆襲]](SNES)||首次接近40分的篇章 | ||
前兩主角的名字由James的女兒取名<s>對神作挑骨頭所以在N(ry</s> | 前兩主角的名字由James的女兒取名<s>對神作挑骨頭所以在N(ry</s> | ||
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|EP157||Dirty Harry||緊急追捕令(SNES)|| ||{{youtube|O14og3hXook|Youtube}}{{sm|33641695|Nicovideo}} | |EP157||Dirty Harry||緊急追捕令(SNES)|| ||{{youtube|O14og3hXook|Youtube}}{{sm|33641695|Nicovideo}} | ||
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古墓奇兵:暗黑天使(PS2) | 古墓奇兵:暗黑天使(PS2) | ||
古墓奇兵(N-Gage) | 古墓奇兵(N-Gage) | ||
|古墓奇兵系列<s>的糞作發掘集</s> | |||
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|EP160||Resident Evil Survivor{{ref|日版名稱:Biohazard Gun Survivor}}||惡靈古堡 - 生存遊戲(PS)||本作為需要配合GunCon遊玩的光線槍遊戲,但歐美版因為槍械考量移除了相應支援因此… | |EP160||Resident Evil Survivor{{ref|日版名稱:Biohazard Gun Survivor}}||惡靈古堡 - 生存遊戲(PS)||本作為需要配合GunCon遊玩的光線槍遊戲,但歐美版因為槍械考量移除了相應支援因此… | ||
Board James 再次亂入 | Board James 再次亂入 | ||
Yes! I just want to fucking take it! | Yes! I just want to fucking take it! | ||
That's out, bitch! | That's out, bitch! | ||
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|EP162||Amiga CD32||Dangerous Streets | |EP162||Amiga CD32||Dangerous Streets | ||
Super Putty | Super Putty | ||
Morph | Morph | ||
Naughty Ones | Naughty Ones | ||
Beavers | |||
Beavers | |||
Gloom | |||
Diggers | Diggers | ||
Oscar | Oscar | ||
Bubba 'n' Stix | Bubba 'n' Stix | ||
Surf Ninjas | Surf Ninjas | ||
(CD32) | Kang Fu | ||
Zool | |||
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|外附配件:油漆桶 | |||
山寨版毀滅戰士 | 山寨版毀滅戰士 | ||
大部分遊戲除了名字以外根本就是其他遊戲的改惡版 | 大部分遊戲除了名字以外根本就是其他遊戲的改惡版 | ||
精神污染的袋鼠動作遊戲,啟動方式還超神奇 | 精神污染的袋鼠動作遊戲,啟動方式還超神奇 | ||
|{{youtube|tKqRz64eQD4|Youtube}}{{sm|34339854|Nicovideo}} | |{{youtube|tKqRz64eQD4|Youtube}}{{sm|34339854|Nicovideo}} | ||
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碧血狂殺PPT版 | 碧血狂殺PPT版 | ||
事隔十年後再一次破壞主機 | 事隔十年後再一次破壞主機 | ||
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|EP164||Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin||小鬼當家的遊戲||Bunny Ears<ref>Macaulay Culkin經營的部落格</ref>贊助播出 | |EP164||Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin||小鬼當家的遊戲||Bunny Ears<ref>Macaulay Culkin經營的部落格</ref>贊助播出 | ||
特別來賓:[[wikipedia:en:Macaulay_Culkin|Macaulay Culkin]]<s>看到沉淪多時的他變回人形還是值得高興,只是讓人家玩以他的樣子作招徠的垃圾都使人家快哭了</s>最後AVGN與Macaulay Culkin聯手設陷阱,並把卡匣「誘」到陷阱裡破壞掉 | 特別來賓:[[wikipedia:en:Macaulay_Culkin|Macaulay Culkin]] | ||
<s>看到沉淪多時的他變回人形還是值得高興,只是讓人家玩以他的樣子作招徠的垃圾都使人家快哭了</s> | |||
最後AVGN與Macaulay Culkin聯手設陷阱,並把卡匣「誘」到陷阱裡破壞掉 | |||
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|EP165||Kingdom Hearts Timeline - Chronologically Confused||對[[王國之心系列]]各作時間線<s>及標記</s>的吐槽||ExpressVPN贊助播出 | |EP165||Kingdom Hearts Timeline - Chronologically Confused||對[[王國之心系列]]各作時間線<s>及標記</s>的吐槽||ExpressVPN贊助播出 | ||
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|EP166||Video Game Magazines||[[wikipedia:en:Atari_Age|Atari Age]][[wikipedia:en:Game_Players|Game Players]][[wikipedia:en:VideoGames_%26_Computer_Entertainment|VideoGames <nowiki>&</nowiki> Computer Entertainment]][[wikipedia:en:GamePro|GamePro]][[wikipedia:en:Electronic_Gaming_Monthly|Electronic Gaming Monthly]]||自Nintendo Power以來的介紹遊戲雜誌||{{youtube|PPKqp3H8xic|Youtube}}{{sm|34781459|Nicovideo}} | |EP166||Video Game Magazines||[[wikipedia:en:Atari_Age|Atari Age]][[wikipedia:en:Game_Players|Game Players]][[wikipedia:en:VideoGames_%26_Computer_Entertainment|VideoGames <nowiki>&</nowiki> Computer Entertainment]][[wikipedia:en:GamePro|GamePro]][[wikipedia:en:Electronic_Gaming_Monthly|Electronic Gaming Monthly]]||自Nintendo Power以來的介紹遊戲雜誌||{{youtube|PPKqp3H8xic|Youtube}}{{sm|34781459|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP167|| colspan="2" |Aladdin Deck Enhancer||NES用週邊配件<s>,但實為玩自社產無授權遊戲用的規避配件</s>誇大不實的遊戲廣告以及各種無聊糞遊戲 | |EP167|| colspan="2" |Aladdin Deck Enhancer||NES用週邊配件<s>,但實為玩自社產無授權遊戲用的規避配件</s><br>誇大不實的遊戲廣告以及各種無聊糞遊戲 | ||
|{{youtube|vnnf42BQTfo|Youtube}}{{sm|34994097|Nicovideo}} | |{{youtube|vnnf42BQTfo|Youtube}}{{sm|34994097|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP168||Pepsiman||ペプシマン(PS){{ref|因為ペプシマン是百事公司在日本分部設計的當地[[吉祥物]],在西方國家知名度很低,所以本作只有在日本發售}}||特別來賓:Pepsiman、Mike Butters{{ref|就是遊戲中飾演在電視面前吃零食(或披薩)配百事可樂的那位演員}}<s>、[[wikipedia:en:Diet_Coke_and_Mentos_eruption|Mentos]]</s>作為[[バカゲー]]的本作在Nico(ry | |EP168||Pepsiman||ペプシマン(PS){{ref|因為ペプシマン是百事公司在日本分部設計的當地[[吉祥物]],在西方國家知名度很低,所以本作只有在日本發售}}||特別來賓:Pepsiman、Mike Butters{{ref|就是遊戲中飾演在電視面前吃零食(或披薩)配百事可樂的那位演員}}<s>、[[wikipedia:en:Diet_Coke_and_Mentos_eruption|Mentos]]</s><br>作為[[バカゲー]]的本作在Nico(ry | ||
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|EP169||Superman 64 Returns!!||超人64(N64)||<s>超クソゲー居然從太陽回來而且還[[黑化]]了!</s>EP66的綠臉再次客串||{{youtube|LBFjpE1BaXk|Youtube}}{{sm|35256367|Nicovideo}} | |EP169||Superman 64 Returns!!||超人64(N64)||<s>超クソゲー居然從太陽回來而且還[[黑化]]了!</s><br>EP66的綠臉再次客串||{{youtube|LBFjpE1BaXk|Youtube}}{{sm|35256367|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP170|| colspan="2" |Life of Black Tiger(PS4)||是除AVGN Game以外吐槽的當年クソゲー,本體是由智慧型手機移植上PS4,但劇情意外的有哲理(?) | |EP170|| colspan="2" |Life of Black Tiger(PS4)||是除AVGN Game以外吐槽的當年クソゲー,本體是由智慧型手機移植上PS4,但劇情意外的有哲理(?) | ||
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|EP171|| colspan="2" |Chex Quest(PC)||以Chex穀物片包裝的毀滅戰士模組,不但是良作而且還出了三集 | |EP171|| colspan="2" |Chex Quest(PC)||以Chex穀物片包裝的毀滅戰士模組,不但是良作而且還出了三集 | ||
[https://store.steampowered.com/app/804270/Chex_Quest_HD/ | 更靠北的是今年(2020)還出了[https://store.steampowered.com/app/804270/Chex_Quest_HD/ 免費的HD版] | ||
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可以用檢視HP的名義合法看奶,但千萬不要拉第三人稱 | 可以用檢視HP的名義合法看奶,但千萬不要拉第三人稱 | ||
最強的近戰武器是某個駭客胖子留下來的釘頭錘 | 最強的近戰武器是某個駭客胖子留下來的釘頭錘 | ||
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|EP173|| colspan="2" |The Immortal(NES)||本篇為一鏡到底,另在推特上有發{{twitter|cinemassacre|1184273182058074112|事先告知影片}}||{{youtube|KvGxHuEUXgs|Youtube}}{{sm|35863685|Nicovideo}} | |EP173|| colspan="2" |The Immortal(NES)||本篇為一鏡到底,另在推特上有發{{twitter|cinemassacre|1184273182058074112|事先告知影片}}||{{youtube|KvGxHuEUXgs|Youtube}}{{sm|35863685|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP174||Spawn Games||Spawn(GB) | |EP174||Spawn Games||Spawn(GB) | ||
Todd McFarlane's Spawn: The Video Game(SNES) | Todd McFarlane's Spawn: The Video Game(SNES) | ||
Spawn: The Eternal(PS) | Spawn: The Eternal(PS) | ||
Spawn: In the Demon's Hand(DC) | Spawn: In the Demon's Hand(DC) | ||
Spawn: Armageddon(PS2) | Spawn: Armageddon(PS2) | ||
|倒吃甘蔗的閃靈悍將系列遊戲選集 | |||
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|EP175||The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask||薩爾達傳說:穆修拉的面具(N64)||劇首與劇末演出為致敬美國知名單元劇《The Twilight Zone》||{{youtube|VYpryVA5WQQ|Youtube}}{{sm|36264371|Nicovideo}} | |EP175||The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask||薩爾達傳說:穆修拉的面具(N64)||劇首與劇末演出為致敬美國知名單元劇《The Twilight Zone》||{{youtube|VYpryVA5WQQ|Youtube}}{{sm|36264371|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP176|| colspan="2" |Raid 2020(NES)||11年前(EP62)的承諾終於實現了 | |EP176 || colspan="2" |Raid 2020(NES)||11年前(EP62)的承諾終於實現了 | ||
<s>預告會在2077玩電馭叛客2077(如果AVGN跟在場觀眾能夠長命百歲的話,也許會有這天。),還會在美洲豹之年遊玩Atari Jaguar</s> | <s>預告會在2077玩電馭叛客2077(如果AVGN跟在場觀眾能夠長命百歲的話,也許會有這天。),還會在美洲豹之年遊玩Atari Jaguar</s> | ||
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|EP178||Mortal Kombat Rip Offs||Time Killers(AC/MD) | |EP178||Mortal Kombat Rip Offs||Time Killers(AC/MD) | ||
Street Fighter: The Movie(AC) | Street Fighter: The Movie(AC) | ||
カンフーマスタージャッキー・チェン(AC) | カンフーマスタージャッキー・チェン(AC) | ||
Tattoo Assassins(AC,未發行) | Tattoo Assassins(AC,未發行) | ||
Shadow: War of Succession(3DO) | Shadow: War of Succession(3DO) | ||
|各種模仿真人快打風格的遊戲合集 | |||
不能被Fatality的成龍<s>希望有人可以做模組</s> | 不能被Fatality的成龍<s>希望有人可以做模組</s> | ||
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|EP180|| colspan="2" |The Incredible Crash Dummies(NES)||這集還包含該作的周邊展示<s>,玩具的設計根本和交通安全宣導背道而馳</s>LJN再度登場 | |EP180 || colspan="2" | The Incredible Crash Dummies(NES)||這集還包含該作的周邊展示<s>,玩具的設計根本和交通安全宣導背道而馳</s>LJN再度登場 | ||
|{{youtube|1YQYPIV9-sY|Youtube}} | |{{youtube|1YQYPIV9-sY|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP181||Bad Final Fight Games||ファイナルファイトリベンジ(SS) | |EP181|| Bad Final Fight Games||ファイナルファイトリベンジ(SS) | ||
Final Fight Streetwise(PS2) | Final Fight Streetwise(PS2) | ||
|街頭快打系列的[[黑歷史]] | |街頭快打系列的[[黑歷史]] | ||
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|EP182|| colspan="2" |Mission: Impossible (N64)||一年後出的PS版還多了各種棒讀配音 | |EP182 || colspan="2"|Mission: Impossible (N64)||一年後出的PS版還多了各種棒讀配音 | ||
<s>其實整集都是別人扮演AVGN,背景也是合成的</s> | <s>其實整集都是別人扮演AVGN,背景也是合成的</s> | ||
特別來賓:埃文·費朗(飾演「不是湯姆克魯斯」) | 特別來賓:埃文·費朗(飾演「不是湯姆克魯斯」) | ||
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|EP183|| colspan="2" |Echo The Dolphin(MD)||明明是超級海豚卻只能在水中不換氣1分30秒 | |EP183 || colspan="2"|Echo The Dolphin(MD)||明明是超級海豚卻只能在水中不換氣1分30秒 | ||
最後把海豚從電視拉出來並作<s>許久未見的</s>虐待 | 最後把海豚從電視拉出來並作<s>許久未見的</s>虐待 | ||
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|EP185||Legend of Kage||影の伝説(NES)||自大型機台移植的遊戲,基本就是輪迴季節的重複打倒敵人救回公主 | |EP185||Legend of Kage||影の伝説(NES)||自大型機台移植的遊戲,基本就是輪迴季節的重複打倒敵人救回公主<br>因為原先作為大型機台的遊戲在日本評價為良作所以(ry | ||
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不乏有[[バカゲー]],因為不少遊戲在日本屬於經典作故(ry | 不乏有[[バカゲー]],因為不少遊戲在日本屬於經典作故(ry | ||
題外話,本集介紹的奇奇怪界就是[[東方]]系列舊作致敬的l原作<s>,裡面出現的長頸轆轤首被Nerd叫成蛇讓彈幕哀鴻遍野</s> | 題外話,本集介紹的奇奇怪界就是[[東方]]系列舊作致敬的l原作<s>,裡面出現的長頸轆轤首被Nerd叫成蛇讓彈幕哀鴻遍野</s> | ||
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|EP187|| colspan="2" |Bartman Meets Radioactiveman (NES)||睽違13年的辛普森NES,題材取自當時連載的漫 | |EP187 || colspan="2" |Bartman Meets Radioactiveman (NES)||睽違13年的辛普森NES,題材取自當時連載的漫畫《Bartman(霸子俠)》||{{youtube|hH_2gfxCBQk|Youtube}}{{sm|38040963|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP188|| colspan="2" |Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC)||此集還有簡單介紹GB的電影放映功能以及電視轉接卡槽 | |EP188 || colspan="2" |Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC)||此集還有簡單介紹GB的電影放映功能以及電視轉接卡槽<br>沒劇情然後魔改原作的格鬥遊戲<s>裡面的史瑞克一副便秘臉</s><br>Nerd被史瑞克邪教教徒們抓走,最後被火刑 | ||
|{{youtube|ZJAKd4hg_m0|Youtube}}{{sm|38475730|Nicovideo}} | |||
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|EP189||Darkman(NES)||魔俠震天雷(NES)||<s>大概是因為原作電影跟機器戰警有許多相似橋段,所以</s> | |EP189||Darkman(NES)||魔俠震天雷(NES)||<s>大概是因為原作電影跟機器戰警有許多相似橋段,所以</s>本作跟機器戰警2的製作團隊是同一批人,難點跟糞點也幾乎相同||{{youtube|WPVwsiTdDHA|Youtube}}{{sm|38524896|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP190||Fear and Loathing in Vegas Stakes||Vegas Stakes (SNES) | |EP190||Fear and Loathing in Vegas Stakes||Vegas Stakes (SNES) | ||
Vegas Dream (NES) | Vegas Dream (NES) | ||
Caesar's Palace (GEN) | Caesar's Palace (GEN) | ||
Road Runner's Death Valley Rally (SNES) | Road Runner's Death Valley Rally (SNES) | ||
LSD Dream Emulator ( | LSD Dream Emulator (PS) | ||
|各種拉斯維加斯相關遊戲,另外還有奇Game夢境模擬器 | |||
Nerd因此陷入奇怪夢境⋯⋯ | Nerd因此陷入奇怪夢境⋯⋯ | ||
影片內容致敬由同名小說改編的電影《Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas》 | 影片內容致敬由同名小說改編的電影《Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas》 | ||
|{{youtube|IMrqAEwEpNE|Youtube}}{{sm|38785138|Nicovideo}} | |||
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|EP191||3DO Interactive Multiplayer||3DO||首次<ref>算進Plumbers don’t wear ties 的話算第二次</ref>解說3DO上面的各種遊戲,主機廣告堪稱撿到槍 | |EP191|| 3DO Interactive Multiplayer||3DO||首次<ref>算進Plumbers don’t wear ties 的話算第二次</ref>解說3DO上面的各種遊戲,主機廣告堪稱撿到槍 | ||
頑皮狗山寨版真人快打< | 頑皮狗山寨版真人快打<s>真可惜沒有母猩猩高爾夫球手</s> | ||
史特龍專屬粉絲向遊戲超級戰警<s>不知道有沒有貝殼擦屁股小遊戲</s>光槍遊戲裡不講武德的敵人跟隊友。 | 史特龍專屬粉絲向遊戲超級戰警<s>不知道有沒有貝殼擦屁股小遊戲</s>光槍遊戲裡不講武德的敵人跟隊友。 | ||
|{{youtube|YPoBMzAkZZM|Youtube}}{{sm|39160773|Nicovideo}} | |{{youtube|YPoBMzAkZZM|Youtube}}{{sm|39160773|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP192||Corpse Killer | |EP192||colspan="2"|Corpse Killer (3DO, Sega CD)||其實是2007年EP25的漏網之魚,不過醜媳婦總要見公婆的 | ||
鬼畜顏藝的活屍變人 | 鬼畜顏藝的活屍變人 | ||
最刁難的特殊敵人以及魔王只能使用特殊彈藥的機制 | |||
<s>不知是不是為了拋磚引玉竟然有人幫這款糞game移植到ps4、Switch | 最刁難的特殊敵人以及魔王只能使用特殊彈藥的機制讓AVGN難得請出了[[金手指]] | ||
<s>不知是不是為了拋磚引玉竟然有人幫這款糞game移植到ps4、Switch、PC(Steam)等現今的遊戲平台</s> | |||
|{{youtube|3BwciKSEhv4|Youtube}}{{sm|39260993|Nicovideo}} | |{{youtube|3BwciKSEhv4|Youtube}}{{sm|39260993|Nicovideo}} | ||
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|EP194||Carmageddon 64||惡煞車手(N64)||PC上的精品遊戲一移植到N64就整個歪掉了,似乎是因為負責公司跟開發超人64的是同一間||{{youtube|0aT4w2Q1BrU|Youtube}} | |EP194||Carmageddon 64||惡煞車手(N64)||PC上的精品遊戲一移植到N64就整個歪掉了,似乎是因為負責公司跟開發超人64的是同一間||{{youtube|0aT4w2Q1BrU|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP195|| | |EP195||colspan="2"|Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures (MD)||Nerd意外地平靜的一集<s>其實整集都是和AVGN互動的遊戲,想安撫Nerd給他Rollin‘ Rock就行了</s>||{{youtube|Y66vEfEiPBM|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP196||Rocketeer(NES,SNES)|| ||<s>用Rollin‘ Rock製作的噴射器都比在遊戲中的強</s>||{{youtube|ghAbmH7To-w|Youtube}} | |EP196||Rocketeer(NES,SNES) || ||<s>用Rollin‘ Rock製作的噴射器都比在遊戲中的強</s>||{{youtube|ghAbmH7To-w|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP197||Greendog(Sega Genesis)|| ||叫「綠狗」但主角不是綠色也不是狗 | |EP197||Greendog(Sega Genesis) || ||叫「綠狗」但主角不是綠色也不是狗 | ||
最後「綠狗」被丟去渡假⋯⋯在火山的岩漿 | 最後「綠狗」被丟去渡假⋯⋯在火山的岩漿 | ||
|{{youtube|3KC_h3VkXbI|Youtube}} | |{{youtube|3KC_h3VkXbI|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP198||Commodore 64||康懋達64|| ||{{youtube|UDumOYP0ZA0|Youtube}} | |EP198||Commodore 64||康懋達64 || ||{{youtube|UDumOYP0ZA0|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP199||LJN History & Movie Games|| ||LJN紀念特輯||{{youtube|a9io5dyRvmI|Youtube}} | |EP199|| LJN History & Movie Games || || rowspan="2"|LJN紀念特輯<s>,到結尾終於恍然大悟自己一直鞭的廠商是發售商而不是開發者</s>||{{youtube|a9io5dyRvmI|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP200||LJN Sports & Marvel Games<br>LJN Wrestling & Other Games | |EP200|| LJN Sports & Marvel Games<br>LJN Wrestling & Other Games || ||{{youtube|JvHtXn7uQ6I|Youtube}} | ||
|} | |} | ||
===EP201-=== | ===EP201-=== | ||
{| class="fandom-table" | {| class="wikitable fandom-table" | ||
!集數 | !集數 | ||
!英文名 | !英文名 | ||
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|特別來賓:芝麻街的Ernie | |特別來賓:芝麻街的Ernie | ||
本作其實是C64的Last Ninja2劣化移植 | 本作其實是C64的Last Ninja2劣化移植 | ||
最後Ernie被連人帶遊戲一起丟進浴缸電殛 | 最後Ernie被連人帶遊戲一起丟進浴缸電殛 | ||
|Youtube | |{{youtube|7CixRRG64HM|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP202 | |EP202 | ||
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|Youtube | |{{youtube|-XtToNPFU1E|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP203 | |EP203 | ||
|Purr Pals | | Purr Pals | ||
|Party Babyz | |Party Babyz (Wii)<br>Balls of Fury (Wii)<br>Monkey Mischief (Wii)<br>Billy the Wizard (Wii)<br>Purr Pals (Wii) | ||
Balls of Fury | |會灌籃和用掌心打球的貓<br>少有的近代遊戲機解說回,為了演示Wii搖桿的缺點還遊玩了《Party Babies》等小遊戲,順便回顧<s>鞭屍</s>了技術尚未成熟的威力手套<br><br><s>正片是曬貓(半誤),</s>結尾也有對另一隻愛貓Boo致悼 | ||
Monkey Mischief | |{{youtube|Fg1oKKz7NOw|Youtube}} | ||
Billy the Wizard | |||
Purr Pals | |||
|會灌籃和用掌心打球的貓 | |||
<s>正片是曬貓(半誤),</s>結尾也有對另一隻愛貓Boo致悼 | |||
|Youtube | |||
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|EP204 | |EP204 | ||
|Hudson Hawk (NES) | |colspan="2"|Hudson Hawk (NES) | ||
|改編自布魯斯威利主演的電影《終極神鷹》 | |改編自布魯斯威利主演的電影《終極神鷹》 | ||
用棒球打狗和大砲卻沒有招牌裝備勾索可以用的主角<s>,一直喝不到啤酒的Nerd表示電影都比遊戲做更多功課</s> | 用棒球打狗和大砲卻沒有招牌裝備勾索可以用的主角<s>,一直喝不到啤酒的Nerd表示電影都比遊戲做更多功課</s> | ||
|Youtube | |{{youtube|R-GWV2HrW0c|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP205 | |EP205 | ||
|DOOM | |DOOM | ||
|毀滅戰士(<s>C64/</s>DOS/SNES/32X/PS/SS/Jaguar/3DO/GBA/Tiger液晶…等等) | |[[毀滅戰士系列|毀滅戰士]](<s>C64/</s>DOS/SNES/<br>32X/PS/SS/Jaguar/<br>3DO/GBA/Tiger液晶…等等) | ||
|萬聖節特別篇,和魔鬼用<s>早就達成的</s>一生玩クソゲー交換遊玩各平台版本初代《毀滅戰士》的Nerd | |萬聖節特別篇,和魔鬼用<s>早就達成的</s>一生玩クソゲー交換遊玩各平台版本初代《毀滅戰士》的Nerd | ||
作為當年堪稱人手一片的3D FPS鼻祖因為實在無懈可擊,所以吐槽點都落在移植版本各自的優缺點上 | 作為當年堪稱人手一片的3D FPS鼻祖因為實在無懈可擊,所以吐槽點都落在移植版本各自的優缺點上 | ||
萬物皆可DOOM的究極體現,不但移植平台五花八門還能在各種意想不到的地方打開遊玩<s>儘管到後面大多都是改圖</s> | 萬物皆可DOOM的究極體現,不但移植平台五花八門還能在各種意想不到的地方打開遊玩<s>儘管到後面大多都是改圖</s> | ||
<s>慘遭噴屎消滅的惡魔以及用毀滅戰士電鋸砍爛的遊戲片</s> | <s>慘遭噴屎消滅的惡魔以及用毀滅戰士電鋸砍爛的遊戲片</s> | ||
|Youtube | |{{youtube|f5zyhC11hzQ|Youtube}} | ||
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|EP206 | |||
|Garfield | |||
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|{{youtube|QYlAed4EaPc|Youtube}} | |||
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|EP207 | |||
|Kid Icarus | |||
|光神話 帕爾提娜之鏡(NES) | |||
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|{{youtube|wPG4s1jT01U|Youtube}} | |||
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|EP208 | |||
|Earthworm Jim Trilogy | |||
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|{{youtube|GoMckPTBUeo|Youtube}} | |||
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|EP209 | |||
|Indiana Jones:Crystal Skull+more | |||
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|{{youtube|xPsN_rcEpu4|Youtube}} | |||
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|EP210 | |||
|A Boy and His Blob | |||
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|{{youtube|KxthHN8GapA|Youtube}} | |||
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|EP211 | |||
|Beating Jekyll and Hyde | |||
|化身博士(NES)<ref>日文版<s>,雖然兩者只是關卡順序以及少數敵人{{censored|外加結局新娘等候的差分畫面}}有出入</s></ref> | |||
|<s>梅開三度</s><br>被遊戲片報復、總算從[[另一個我|未來的神父AVGN]]帶來的<s>聖經</s>Nintendo Power知道門可以躲、卷軸畫面等密技以及'''真‧[[大魔王]]'''的Nerd<br>這回終於親自通關看到結局,可喜可賀 | |||
|{{youtube|y7iz7jzmmY&ab|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP212 | |||
|colspan="2"|[[最終幻想系列|最終幻想6(SNES)]] | |||
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|{{youtube|U8txDyH9ug0|Youtube}} | |||
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|EP213 | |||
|The Goonies 1 & 2 | |||
|七寶奇謀(FC)<br>七寶奇謀2(NES) | |||
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|{{youtube|rrlJKhutYvI|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP214 | |||
|My Horse Prince | |||
|うまのプリンスさま | |||
|首次遊玩[[智慧型手機遊戲]] | |||
|{{youtube|SCVezodcSFI|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP215 | |||
|What is the best Castlevania? | |||
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|惡魔城系列二十週年紀念 | |||
|{{youtube|dZbUuSmFgMo|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP216 | |||
|SimCity | |||
|模擬城市(SNES) | |||
|<s>高壓統治,反烏托邦才是繁榮的保證,一切也是為了瑪利歐的塑像</s> | |||
|{{youtube|5TRV2pcVcng|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP217 | |||
| colspan="2"|Glover (N64) | |||
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|{{youtube|K2lV23zqWtY|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP218 | |||
|colspan="2"|Deja Vu (NES) | |||
|ICOM Simulations的MacVenture系列首部作的NES移植版<s>,順帶一提系列第二部就是在FC移植版留下名句「ざんねん!!わたしの ぼうけんは これで おわってしまった!!」的《Shadowgate》<br>其實連Nerd自己也承認了此作不是糞作,但他還是為了節目效果對它開槍了</s> | |||
|{{youtube|s9Z82kBvxVc|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP219 | |||
|colspan="2"|Nosferatu (NES) | |||
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|{{youtube|jdXm2eFyOTs|Youtube}} | |||
|- | |||
|EP220 | |||
|Blaster Master (NES) | |||
|超惑星戰紀 (NES) | |||
|同時介紹了其他Sunsoft出品的遊戲<br><s>同場加映:AI Controller</s> | |||
|{{youtube|TM_OsuJduwI|Youtube}} | |||
|} | |} | ||
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**EP12,在企圖逃離傑森但失敗時向他提出的哀求。 | **EP12,在企圖逃離傑森但失敗時向他提出的哀求。 | ||
*This game is FUCKING HORRIBLE!!(這遊戲實在他媽的垃圾!) | * This game is FUCKING HORRIBLE!!(這遊戲實在他媽的垃圾!) | ||
**同為EP12,在打倒傑森後對遊戲的總結,然後就把遊戲帶往門口摔去。 | **同為EP12,在打倒傑森後對遊戲的總結,然後就把遊戲帶往門口摔去。 | ||
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**EP31,在把The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout破關後痛打兔寶寶期間的吐槽。 | **EP31,在把The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout破關後痛打兔寶寶期間的吐槽。 | ||
*What were you, raised in a barn? Shut the fuckin' door!(你從哪來的啊?農村嗎?還不他媽的去關門!?) | * What were you, raised in a barn? Shut the fuckin' door!(你從哪來的啊?農村嗎?還不他媽的去關門!?) | ||
**The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle,對[[Nostalgia Critic]]剛進入並一同<s>擁♂抱</s>跌倒後的吐嘈。 | **The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle,對[[Nostalgia Critic]]剛進入並一同<s>擁♂抱</s>跌倒後的吐嘈。 | ||
*Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I like boxes!(喂!別說我的箱子壞話,我喜歡盒子!) | *Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I like boxes!(喂!別說我的箱子壞話,我喜歡盒子!) | ||
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*Wait...Who's this...Fred Fuchs?Fred Fucks?(等等…這是誰…Fred Fuc'''h'''s?Fred Fuc'''k'''s?) FRED FUCKS!? Fred Fucks! Oh, my God, Fred Fucks!(Fred Fucks!?Fred Fucks!天啊,Fred Fucks!) Ohhh, my God, it's Fred Fucks! Ah-hahahaw, Fred Fucks!(天啊,是Fred Fucks!啊哈哈哈哈Fred Fucks!) | *Wait...Who's this...Fred Fuchs?Fred Fucks?(等等…這是誰…Fred Fuc'''h'''s?Fred Fuc'''k'''s?) FRED FUCKS!? Fred Fucks! Oh, my God, Fred Fucks!(Fred Fucks!?Fred Fucks!天啊,Fred Fucks!) Ohhh, my God, it's Fred Fucks! Ah-hahahaw, Fred Fucks!(天啊,是Fred Fucks!啊哈哈哈哈Fred Fucks!) | ||
**EP57,在看到並讀出Fred Fuchs名字時的激動發言。 | **EP57,在看到並讀出Fred Fuchs名字時的激動發言。 | ||
*You know, I'm disappointed. Could there have been lava on top of the spikes?(知道嗎?我有點失望。怎麼不在尖刺上淋滿岩漿嗎?) With firesharks swimming in it? Could there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close and then squash me while stabbing at the same Time ?(再加點火焰鯊魚在裡面游泳如何?側面又加些從兩側夾殺,在壓死我同時刺穿我的尖刺又如何?) How about some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient?(不如再加些光線炮和倒吊火山?你想更有效率?) Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game falling down the pit?(為何要有樓梯?索性在開始遊戲時就直接讓你跌進這陷阱如何?) | *You know, I'm disappointed. Could there have been lava on top of the spikes?(知道嗎?我有點失望。怎麼不在尖刺上淋滿岩漿嗎?) With firesharks swimming in it? Could there be more spikes coming from the sides, ready to close and then squash me while stabbing at the same Time ?(再加點火焰鯊魚在裡面游泳如何?側面又加些從兩側夾殺,在壓死我同時刺穿我的尖刺又如何?) How about some laser cannons and upside-down volcanoes? You wanna be even more efficient?(不如再加些光線炮和倒吊火山?你想更有效率?) Why even have the ladder? Why not just start the game falling down the pit?(為何要有樓梯?索性在開始遊戲時就直接讓你跌進這陷阱如何?) | ||
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***結果他的提議在《Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures》裡幾乎完全重現了<s>(就差殺獸光線)</s>。 | ***結果他的提議在《Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures》裡幾乎完全重現了<s>(就差殺獸光線)</s>。 | ||
* I called it a piece of shit. I called it an awful pile of steaming goat shit!(我管它一坨屎。我管它是一團冒熱氣的惡臭羊屎!) But that was honoring it. I could have said anything, it wouldn't have mattered.(但這已是在稱讚它。我可以說任何形容詞也行!) I could have taken a shit on it, but my own shit would have been offended to lay on this loathsome piece of FILTH!(我可以在它上拉屎,但連我的屎也會感覺受到冒犯,因為它不想躺在這片可悲的穢物上!) Just the thought of covering this thing in doo-doo is like encasing it in gold.(光是想像用屎覆蓋它也會感覺像在為它鍍金一樣!) I curse the day I ever laid eyes on it. I curse the plastic that holds this abomination.(我詛咒我看見這遊戲的一天。我詛咒那裝著這怪物的塑膠外殼。) My words are insufficient in describing the total insult to humanity that this "game" has provided.(我的用詞不足以描述這號稱「遊戲」的存在對人類多大的污瀆!) Everything that I've ever said, and anything that anybody else has ever said, is not enough.(任何我或任何人評論的說詞加起來,都不足夠形容!) It must be shown!(我必須把它展示出來!) | *I called it a piece of shit. I called it an awful pile of steaming goat shit!(我管它一坨屎。我管它是一團冒熱氣的惡臭羊屎!) But that was honoring it. I could have said anything, it wouldn't have mattered.(但這已是在稱讚它。我可以說任何形容詞也行!) I could have taken a shit on it, but my own shit would have been offended to lay on this loathsome piece of FILTH!(我可以在它上拉屎,但連我的屎也會感覺受到冒犯,因為它不想躺在這片可悲的穢物上!) Just the thought of covering this thing in doo-doo is like encasing it in gold.(光是想像用屎覆蓋它也會感覺像在為它鍍金一樣!) I curse the day I ever laid eyes on it. I curse the plastic that holds this abomination.(我詛咒我看見這遊戲的一天。我詛咒那裝著這怪物的塑膠外殼。) My words are insufficient in describing the total insult to humanity that this "game" has provided.(我的用詞不足以描述這號稱「遊戲」的存在對人類多大的污瀆!) Everything that I've ever said, and anything that anybody else has ever said, is not enough.(任何我或任何人評論的說詞加起來,都不足夠形容!) It must be shown!(我必須把它展示出來!) | ||
**EP95,在玩化身博士前的總結式簡介。 | **EP95,在玩化身博士前的總結式簡介。 | ||
* I killed something!! The only thing you can kill in the whole game, and it's a little tiny stupid FUCKING BEE!(我終於殺了些東西了!整個遊戲唯一一隻能殺的,就是那隻又小又蠢的他媽的蜜蜂!) | *I killed something!! The only thing you can kill in the whole game, and it's a little tiny stupid FUCKING BEE!(我終於殺了些東西了!整個遊戲唯一一隻能殺的,就是那隻又小又蠢的他媽的蜜蜂!) | ||
**同為EP95,在發現主角的手杖可以殺死蜜蜂時的<s>興奮</s>激動+憤怒發言。 | **同為EP95,在發現主角的手杖可以殺死蜜蜂時的<s>興奮</s>激動+憤怒發言。 | ||
*Robert Louis Stevenson, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!(羅伯‧路易‧史蒂文生,你毀了我的人生!) | *Robert Louis Stevenson, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!(羅伯‧路易‧史蒂文生,你毀了我的人生!) | ||
**同為EP95,在玩完《化身博士》<s>腦袋壞掉</s>後的憤怒發言。 | **同為EP95,在玩完《化身博士》<s>腦袋壞掉</s>後的憤怒發言。 | ||
*Did that happen in the movie? Did that happen in ANY of the movies?(...這有在電影發生過嗎?這有發生過在任何的電影嗎?) Did Darth Vader say to Luke: "I am your father, and I am also a fucking scorpion!"(達斯·維達(黑武士)有對路克這麼說嗎:「我是你父親,而我同時,也是一頭他媽的蠍子!) No! It's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WHY DOES DARTH VADER TURN INTO A FUCKING SCORPION?! That doesn't even happen in the Special Editions!(不!這不該是對的!這不可能!為何達斯·維達會變成一頭他媽的蠍子!?這哪怕是那些特別版都沒有發生過的事情啊!) There is no version of Star Wars in this universe or timeline or any other... I'm... sure of it, where Darth Vader... turns into...(總之...我很肯定,不論在這宇宙還是任何時間線或其他之類的世界,任何版本的星球大戰中,達斯·維達都不可能會變成...) ...a fucking scorpion.(...一頭他媽的蠍子...) | *Did that happen in the movie? Did that happen in ANY of the movies?(...這有在電影發生過嗎?這有發生過在任何的電影嗎?) Did Darth Vader say to Luke: "I am your father, and I am also a fucking scorpion!"(達斯·維達(黑武士)有對路克這麼說嗎:「我是你父親,而我同時,也是一頭他媽的蠍子!) No! It's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WHY DOES DARTH VADER TURN INTO A FUCKING SCORPION?! That doesn't even happen in the Special Editions!(不!這不該是對的!這不可能!為何達斯·維達會變成一頭他媽的蠍子!?這哪怕是那些特別版都沒有發生過的事情啊!) There is no version of Star Wars in this universe or timeline or any other... I'm... sure of it, where Darth Vader... turns into...(總之...我很肯定,不論在這宇宙還是任何時間線或其他之類的世界,任何版本的星球大戰中,達斯·維達都不可能會變成...) ...a fucking scorpion.(...一頭他媽的蠍子...) | ||
**EP99,在看到達斯·維達被攻擊時突然變成了蠍子後的驚訝發言。 | **EP99,在看到達斯·維達被攻擊時突然變成了蠍子後的驚訝發言。 | ||
*I've got Dark Castle on C...D...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!(我有暗黑城堡,版本是C..D...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!) | * I've got Dark Castle on C...D...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!(我有暗黑城堡,版本是C..D...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!) | ||
**EP105,在準備評測CD-I版本的Dark Castle時的發言<s>周圍還噴出火來</s>。 | **EP105,在準備評測CD-I版本的Dark Castle時的發言<s>周圍還噴出火來</s>。 | ||
*1. Get the Knife(第一:拿飛刀) 2. Get the Knife(第二:拿飛刀) '''3. Get the Knife'''(第三:'<nowiki/>'''拿飛刀'''') | *1. Get the Knife(第一:拿飛刀) 2. Get the Knife(第二:拿飛刀) '''3. Get the Knife'''(第三:'<nowiki/>'''拿飛刀'''') | ||
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*...You know how we made Blobbie for the movie?(…你知道我們怎為電影弄Blobbie嗎?) '''We took my ballsack, we made a cast of my ballsack, and - and we got Blobbie'''.(劇組拿我的蛋蛋作了個覆模,然後…我們就弄出Blobbie了。) It - It did pull off my pubic hair, which is very painful, but you folks out there, in Videoland - can make your own damned Blobbies.(製作期期要拔了我的一些O毛,弄得我很疼痛,不過你們也在影場能做到,並弄出屬於自己的Blobbie) | *...You know how we made Blobbie for the movie?(…你知道我們怎為電影弄Blobbie嗎?) '''We took my ballsack, we made a cast of my ballsack, and - and we got Blobbie'''.(劇組拿我的蛋蛋作了個覆模,然後…我們就弄出Blobbie了。) It - It did pull off my pubic hair, which is very painful, but you folks out there, in Videoland - can make your own damned Blobbies.(製作期期要拔了我的一些O毛,弄得我很疼痛,不過你們也在影場能做到,並弄出屬於自己的Blobbie) | ||
**EP111,當AVGN吐槽Blobbie時Lloyd Kaufman的自爆發言。 | **EP111,當AVGN吐槽Blobbie時Lloyd Kaufman的自爆發言。 | ||
*So let's take a look at the game. Is this good enough for Halloween? I mean Alien 3 is a horror movie. Is this scary enough?(總之我們先看看這遊戲吧,它是否適合於萬聖節呢?我指《異形3》是恐怖電影啊。它夠恐怖嗎?) (突然發現卡匣封面附有LJN標籤,氣氛突變) Okay, now it just got fuckin' scary!(好吧!現在它真的夠他媽的恐怖了!) | *So let's take a look at the game. Is this good enough for Halloween? I mean Alien 3 is a horror movie. Is this scary enough?(總之我們先看看這遊戲吧,它是否適合於萬聖節呢?我指《異形3》是恐怖電影啊。它夠恐怖嗎?) (突然發現卡匣封面附有LJN標籤,氣氛突變) Okay, now it just got fuckin' scary!(好吧!現在它真的夠他媽的恐怖了!) | ||
**EP113,在準備評論《異形3》遊戲並發現又是'''LJN出品'''時的發言 | **EP113,在準備評論《異形3》遊戲並發現又是'''LJN出品'''時的發言 | ||
*Oh, wait. Actually I take it back, there were some good Alien games on NES. They're called Contra and Metroid!(啊,等等。我收回我說的話:NES上還是有好的《異形》遊戲,但叫作《魂斗羅》和《銀河戰士》!) | *Oh, wait. Actually I take it back, there were some good Alien games on NES. They're called Contra and Metroid!(啊,等等。我收回我說的話:NES上還是有好的《異形》遊戲,但叫作《魂斗羅》和《銀河戰士》!) | ||
**同為EP113,在吐槽NES沒有好的《異形》遊戲時的發言。 | **同為EP113,在吐槽NES沒有好的《異形》遊戲時的發言。 | ||
*Now, this is going too far!!(現在這個也太超過了吧!!) When I came up with this idea during my Super Pitfall episode, I didn't know somebody would actually create this exaggerated death trap!(當我在《Super Pitfall》那集提出這主意時,我沒想到竟然有人真的弄出這樣的死亡陷阱!) I can't even blame anyone but myself! I came up with this! WHAT WAS I THINKING!?(我甚至不能怪別人,只能怪自己!是我想出來的!我當時在想什麼啊!?) | * Now, this is going too far!!(現在這個也太超過了吧!!) When I came up with this idea during my Super Pitfall episode, I didn't know somebody would actually create this exaggerated death trap!(當我在《Super Pitfall》那集提出這主意時,我沒想到竟然有人真的弄出這樣的死亡陷阱!) I can't even blame anyone but myself! I came up with this! WHAT WAS I THINKING!?(我甚至不能怪別人,只能怪自己!是我想出來的!我當時在想什麼啊!?) | ||
**EP115,在試玩《Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures》發現他在EP76所提議的死亡陷阱幾乎被完全重現時<s>(只差殺獸光線)</s>的激動發言。 | **EP115,在試玩《Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures》發現他在EP76所提議的死亡陷阱幾乎被完全重現時<s>(只差殺獸光線)</s>的激動發言。 | ||
*Oh, my God. OH, MY GOD. THEY DID IT. THEY PULLED THROUGH!(天啊,天啊。他們做到了。他們成功了!) OH, MY GOD!!! THEY MADE A GAME... THAT'S NOT A STEAMING PILE OF FUCKIN' SHIT!!(天啊!!!他們弄出一款遊戲了…而那不是一團惡臭的他媽的屎啊!) OH, MY GOD!!! THEY DID IT! THEY MADE A GAME... THAT'S NOT SHIT!(天啊!!!他們做到了!他們弄出一款不是クソゲー的遊戲啊!) I found a gold, at the end of the rainbow!(我終於都在彩虹的盡頭找到黃金了!) Ohh, maybe it's not gold, maybe it's bronze or something, BUT THEY MADE A GAME... (啊,也許這不是黃金,也許只是銅或什麼,但他們弄出了一款遊戲…) THAT'S NOT SHIT! IT'S NOT '''<big>SHIT</big>!'''(那不是クソゲー啊!它不糞啊!) | *Oh, my God. OH, MY GOD. THEY DID IT. THEY PULLED THROUGH!(天啊,天啊。他們做到了。他們成功了!) OH, MY GOD!!! THEY MADE A GAME... THAT'S NOT A STEAMING PILE OF FUCKIN' SHIT!!(天啊!!!他們弄出一款遊戲了…而那不是一團惡臭的他媽的屎啊!) OH, MY GOD!!! THEY DID IT! THEY MADE A GAME... THAT'S NOT SHIT!(天啊!!!他們做到了!他們弄出一款不是クソゲー的遊戲啊!) I found a gold, at the end of the rainbow!(我終於都在彩虹的盡頭找到黃金了!) Ohh, maybe it's not gold, maybe it's bronze or something, BUT THEY MADE A GAME... (啊,也許這不是黃金,也許只是銅或什麼,但他們弄出了一款遊戲…) THAT'S NOT SHIT! IT'S NOT '''<big>SHIT</big>!'''(那不是クソゲー啊!它不糞啊!) | ||
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*Megaman is looking at porn! My life is complete!(洛克人居然看黃書!我的一生已經無憾!) | *Megaman is looking at porn! My life is complete!(洛克人居然看黃書!我的一生已經無憾!) | ||
**EP139,在和過去的自己實況玩《洛克人DASH:鋼之冒險心(ロックマンDASH_鋼の冒険心)》時控制洛克人到書店並看到他竟對於黃書有興趣的對話感到驚訝並大笑的發言。 | **EP139,在和過去的自己實況玩《洛克人DASH:鋼之冒險心(ロックマンDASH_鋼の冒険心)》時控制洛克人到書店並看到他竟對於黃書有興趣的對話感到驚訝並大笑的發言。 | ||
*1. Don't get the Knife(第一:別拿刀) 2. Don't get the Knife(第二:別拿刀) '''3. Don't get the Knife'''(第三:'<nowiki/>'''別拿刀'''') | *1. Don't get the Knife(第一:別拿刀) 2. Don't get the Knife(第二:別拿刀) '''3. Don't get the Knife'''(第三:'<nowiki/>'''別拿刀'''') | ||
**EP146<s>,風水輪流轉</s>。 | **EP146<s>,風水輪流轉</s>。 | ||
*This is historical.Never... not once, have I ever had a game, where the instructions tells you:(史無前例。從來沒看過一個遊戲說明書會告訴你:) "By the way, this game is really fucked up, so you're gonna have to jump through all kinds of crazy hoops to get it to work!"(「順便一提,這遊戲真的糟糕,你最好做好各種詭異措施來使它能動!」) | * This is historical.Never... not once, have I ever had a game, where the instructions tells you:(史無前例。從來沒看過一個遊戲說明書會告訴你:) "By the way, this game is really fucked up, so you're gonna have to jump through all kinds of crazy hoops to get it to work!"(「順便一提,這遊戲真的糟糕,你最好做好各種詭異措施來使它能動!」) | ||
**EP162,在評價《Kang Fu》的時候 | **EP162,在評價《Kang Fu》的時候 | ||
**<s>《星をみるひと》表示:</s> | **<s>《星をみるひと》表示:</s> | ||
*Wait a minute... You're not a real pizza boy!(等一等...你才不是什麼披薩外賣員啊!) (AVGN撕開Macaulay Culkin大衣上的"Pizza Boy"標籤,並顯示出其真名的標籤) You're... M-- M-- Ma-culkin!(你...你是M...M... Ma-culkin!) I'm playin' "Home Alone" games... ...with Macaulay Culkin!!!(我竟然和Macaulay Culkin...玩《小鬼當家》遊戲!!!) '''<big>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!W(⊙д⊙)W(啊!!!!!!!!!!W(⊙д⊙)W)</big>''' | * Wait a minute... You're not a real pizza boy!(等一等...你才不是什麼披薩外賣員啊!) (AVGN撕開Macaulay Culkin大衣上的"Pizza Boy"標籤,並顯示出其真名的標籤) You're... M-- M-- Ma-culkin!(你...你是M...M... Ma-culkin!) I'm playin' "Home Alone" games... ...with Macaulay Culkin!!!(我竟然和Macaulay Culkin...玩《小鬼當家》遊戲!!!) '''<big>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!W(⊙д⊙)W(啊!!!!!!!!!!W(⊙д⊙)W)</big>''' | ||
**EP164,在評價《小鬼當家》遊戲期間Macaulay Culkin忍不住'''暴露真正身份'''<ref>在之前AVGN認不出Macaulay Culkin並以為只是普通的披薩外賣員<s>雖然哪怕本人一再暗示自己就是Macaulay Culkin但AVGN就是沒發現</s>。</ref>含淚吐槽遊戲糟蹋自己名聲時的發言,最後擺出的表情一如初代作品中的封面一樣。 | **EP164,在評價《小鬼當家》遊戲期間Macaulay Culkin忍不住'''暴露真正身份'''<ref>在之前AVGN認不出Macaulay Culkin並以為只是普通的披薩外賣員<s>雖然哪怕本人一再暗示自己就是Macaulay Culkin但AVGN就是沒發現</s>。</ref>含淚吐槽遊戲糟蹋自己名聲時的發言,最後擺出的表情一如初代作品中的封面一樣。 | ||
***<s>本人對此吐嘈:Really? Really... Never seen that before.(認真的?認真的嗎?從沒見過這樣子啊~)</s> | ***<s>本人對此吐嘈:Really? Really... Never seen that before.(認真的?認真的嗎?從沒見過這樣子啊~)</s> | ||
*Then I'll decide:"Well, maybe I should started them with Atari 2600,because that would be simpler rather than making somebody play a 3D game who's never seen or heard of a video game." (然後我會決定:那麼我該從雅達利2600玩起,因為那會比給沒見過聽過3D遊戲的人來得簡單。) But then I figure, 'Why not go to the year 2600 to play Atari 2600 and then to the year 7800 for Atari 7800? And wow, that's a long time from now,and I don't even think video games exist anymore-or the complete opposite. (而我又思量為什麼不去2600年玩雅達利2600,然後去7800年玩雅達利7800?哇,那距離現在可遠得很,而我想電玩那時候八成絕跡了—或是完全反之。) I play Atari Jaguar in the year Jaguar because now Apple's naming all of them,and because numbers actually ran out by now and, you know everything else is going on. Poopide, Poopide, turd f*ck f*ck f*ck, and shit sauce... and...ya know? Ah, what were they thinking?(而我會在美洲豹之年遊玩雅達利美洲豹因為現在蘋果正拿他們當商品的名字而數字命名已經走到盡頭了—而且,你知道任何東西都在持續發展。(中略)而...你知道嗎?哎,他們到底在想什麼?) | * Then I'll decide:"Well, maybe I should started them with Atari 2600,because that would be simpler rather than making somebody play a 3D game who's never seen or heard of a video game." (然後我會決定:那麼我該從雅達利2600玩起,因為那會比給沒見過聽過3D遊戲的人來得簡單。) But then I figure, 'Why not go to the year 2600 to play Atari 2600 and then to the year 7800 for Atari 7800? And wow, that's a long time from now,and I don't even think video games exist anymore-or the complete opposite. (而我又思量為什麼不去2600年玩雅達利2600,然後去7800年玩雅達利7800?哇,那距離現在可遠得很,而我想電玩那時候八成絕跡了—或是完全反之。) I play Atari Jaguar in the year Jaguar because now Apple's naming all of them,and because numbers actually ran out by now and, you know everything else is going on. Poopide, Poopide, turd f*ck f*ck f*ck, and shit sauce... and...ya know? Ah, what were they thinking?(而我會在美洲豹之年遊玩雅達利美洲豹因為現在蘋果正拿他們當商品的名字而數字命名已經走到盡頭了—而且,你知道任何東西都在持續發展。(中略)而...你知道嗎?哎,他們到底在想什麼?) | ||
**EP176按照承諾講評完Raid 2020後的胡言亂語 | **EP176按照承諾講評完Raid 2020後的胡言亂語 | ||
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*由於設定過於複雜,加上各種糟糕要素,令玩家難以理解,差劣程度甚至直逼<s>邪神級大作</s>E.T. | *由於設定過於複雜,加上各種糟糕要素,令玩家難以理解,差劣程度甚至直逼<s>邪神級大作</s>E.T. | ||
*其品質之差劣令早年的AVGN甚至幾乎不想評論,直到EP95才鼓起勇氣評論<s>結果崩潰了</s> | *其品質之差劣令早年的AVGN甚至幾乎不想評論,直到EP95才鼓起勇氣評論<s>結果崩潰了</s> | ||
**至於通關要等到EP211,整整相隔了將近20年 | |||
*爛遊戲6等級中屬第5級(化身博士區)<s>整個區域就是專為它而設+獨佔</s> | *爛遊戲6等級中屬第5級(化身博士區)<s>整個區域就是專為它而設+獨佔</s> | ||
*James甚至特意製作了 {{youtube|Pi3_OGnROMo|相關預告片(偽)}} 來重現其糟糕之處,由[[誠實預告系列|Jon Bailey]]作旁白。 | *James甚至特意製作了 {{youtube|Pi3_OGnROMo|相關預告片(偽)}} 來重現其糟糕之處,由[[誠實預告系列|Jon Bailey]]作旁白。 | ||
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*番外性質,主要發洩生活事物的一些不滿。 | *番外性質,主要發洩生活事物的一些不滿。 | ||
*主持人為James Rolfe所扮演的Bull Shit Man。造型為一身穿褐色皮衣,藍牛仔褲,頭是一團米田共(《You Know What's Bullshit》EP13)的男人。 | *主持人為James Rolfe所扮演的Bull Shit Man。造型為一身穿褐色皮衣,藍牛仔褲,頭是一團米田共(《You Know What's Bullshit》EP13)的男人。 | ||
**Bull Shit Man亦有在AVGN的EP113客串,以及在官方遊戲《Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures》中作為可使用角色登場,可二段跳,攻擊方式為投擲米田共。 | ** Bull Shit Man亦有在AVGN的EP113客串,以及在官方遊戲《Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures》中作為可使用角色登場,可二段跳,攻擊方式為投擲米田共。 | ||
*<s>自從Youtube收緊限制後標題變成了「You Know What's BS!?」</s> | *<s>自從Youtube收緊限制後標題變成了「You Know What's BS!?」</s> | ||
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*[[クソゲー]] | *[[クソゲー]] | ||
*[[網路評論名人]] | *[[網路評論名人]] | ||
* [[からすまAチャンネル]]:評論領域接近的頻道主,介紹遊戲以21世紀後為主 | |||
** 部分遊戲如《超人64》、《Big Rigs》、《Cheetahmen II》是二者都評測過的 | |||
*[[Nostalgia Critic]] | *[[Nostalgia Critic]] | ||
*[https://cinemassacre.com/ Cinemassacre] | *[https://cinemassacre.com/ Cinemassacre] | ||
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==備註== | ==備註== | ||
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